Hello. Hi. For the record, I am proud of myself. This is exactly where I want (need) to be.
Pit Bull meets Kodiak, AK →
I’m specifically posting this for you, Smurfy. I hope you get as much a kick out of this as I did.
It’s like someone can say whatever they want and call it mainstream media!– Fox News Anchor
It's noon & I'm on bowl two. Pizza: 8 Jessica:...
I like eating soup in summer. I like walking. I like when the sun makes me break a sweat. I like the small restaurants that don’t try and make small talk. I like the streets that are shaded in the middle of the day. I like that they have the best breezes because at some point I have to remember that the soup in hand will still be fighting to break the tie with my body temperature by the time I’m...
"You so stupid"
The woman that never shuts up and always calls people stupid is currently talking on her phone while she cleans her keyboard & desk with a compressed can of air. She keeps asking “What? What?”
Yesterday, I moved into an apartment (that I will be sharing with another female); 6 months - 10 years? - a transient and now this is mine. Queue “first battle won” music & let’s move on…
This far into the bag, all I can do is close my eyes and keep telling myself that Raisinets don’t expire.
When the curious girl realizes she is under...
i don’t like these transitional phases. i want it to be over. the page to turn. the chapters to speed up. my vices are still grabbing at my ankles, trying to suck me back in. i will not succomb to you, leech. on a brighter note: today is the first day of the rest of MY life.
uryuu: 10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
Mitt gets things done. He changed my life.– TV commercial
A honeybee will sting when it perceives a threat to its hive, but when it’s away from the hive foraging, it will rarely sting unless someone steps on it or handles it roughly. And when it does sting, it dies. A honeybee’s stinger is made of two barbed lancets. When the bee stings, it can’t pull the stinger back out. It leaves behind not only the stinger but also part of its digestive tract, plus...
Adulthood /staring in the mirror: chronicle
Floss sales will start to increase due to how many times I lose track of what tooth I’m on..and in turn start all over on acct of my OCD.
Thx Adult Swim
“YOLO BITCHES LOLOLOL”
reallyreallyreallytrying: eyo baby girl what u and me got is surreal *my jaw sags down to the ground* *ceiling splits open & black and white checks stretch up to infinity* oh shit i meant “so real” dang *centipedes slither out of my eye sockets. your arms are mirrors* just cos my speech is slightly slurred. doesn’t mean i deserve this shit. fuck I can’t handle this....
captainkabluey: We could be having a long serious talk about gun control, healthcare, economics… instead it’s out of context quotes from obama and chicken. Every single thing you purchase at some point down the line is made by a human being who is openly taking a shit into the mouths of the unfortunate. Oh my god I have to stop caring My sentiments exactly. Fuck.
kittymunch: willow smith is 11, has half her head shaved, a tongue ring and is openly bi-sexual i think someone needs to go live with their aunt and uncle in bel air